Pensioner caught masturbating on a bus tells court he was SHAMPOOING his itchy groin

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He claimed his underpants had irritated his groin and he was using the shampoo to soothe it

A pensioner caught masturbating on a bus told police he had just been shampooing his private parts.

Philip Milne, 74, claimed his underpants had irritated his groin and he was using the shampoo to soothe it.

He said: “What I did was wrong, but I was treated like a hardened criminal.”

Bedford magistrates heard a mother with her son alerted the bus driver after seeing Milne with his zip undone.

Milne, from Bletchley, Bucks, was fined £75 after admitting an act of outraging public decency.

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