Jobless UK man tries to sell himself on eBay...no bids yet?

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Jobless trying to sell himself on ebay
A British man desperate for work tried to sell himself on eBay for about $1.50 but received no bids.

"Some wear to moving parts, surface finish worn," is how the seller, identified by the Daily Mail as Steve Sewell of Cumbria, northern England, described himself in his listing.

Along with a diploma in electrical and electronic engineering, he is a qualified IT technician and has worked as a mechanic, the ad says. He also has "excellent interpersonal skills, infinite patience and an indestructible sense of humour."

The unemployed 58-year-old in "used" condition urged employers to "grab this bargain."

Sewell offered "reliability, experience and loyalty for a reasonable wage," all for a starting bid of 99 pence (about $1.50).

But the posting closed Monday afternoon with no takers.

Source: Sun News

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