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Sunday, April 10, 2016

A TOILET in London has been put up for rent for £3,000 a month

Hampstead Heath lavatory is up for sale or rent, with the owner hoping the bottom doesn't fall out of the market.

A toilet in the posh London surburb of Highgate has been put up for rent at £3,000 a month. The owner, builder James Atherton is looking to rent or sell the unusual piece of real estate - a stand alone loo he owns inside a block of flats at the bottom of Highgate West Hill.

It is by a bus turnaround point and next to the bottom of Hampstead Heath. The facility is being promoted with a sign on the wall offering a "toilet space", hoping to catch the attention of bus drivers who need stop to relieve themselves at Parliament Hill Fields.

Mr Atherton also predicted a surge in interest if Camden Council follows through with its controversial plans to close the public toilets in Pond Square in Highgate village and the Victorian toilets at the entrance to Hampstead Heath were demolished in the 1990s.

Mr Atherton's toilet has been left unused for many years but is in good condition, according to the vendor, and could also double-up as a storage room.

It is up for rent at an asking price of £3,000 a month but Mr Atherton said he would also consider selling a 20-year lease for £20,000.- mirror

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Woman dumped by millionaire she met on Plenty of Fish dating website fills his hot tub with dead mackerel

A woman dumped by a millionaire racehorse owner after meeting him on Plenty of Fish took her revenge by filling his tot tub with dead mackerel.

Zoe Jackson, 35, was left fuming after Gerard Brogan ended their three-month relationship. But the millionaire was left green-faced after finding the smelly fish heads and guts two days later.

Jackson had decided to get her revenge by sneaking into his luxury home and dumping the fish guts in his hot tub. They had been in the 40C heat for days days before they were found.

Speaking to The Sun, Gerard, from Bedale, North Yorkshire, said he found the smelly mess after inviting friends to his luxury home.

“I was hit by the most horrified stink. All I could see was a lot of floating fish heads and eyes which had been bubbling say at 40C for two days.

"I was almost sick.”

Gerard then decided to look at his CCTV cameras and discover Jackson carrying a plastic carrier bag outside his home. After calling the police Jackson was later arrested. She appeared at Northallerton magistrates and admitted £754 of criminal damage.

The mum-of-six was given a conditional discharge and told to pay £520 in compensation.- mirror

Monday, February 1, 2016

Women are putting cannabis inside their vaginas - here's why

The new tampon-sized pill is made from a mixture of cannabidiol and cocoa butter infused with THC - the active ingredient in marijuana. 

A revolutionary capsule dubbed the world's first weed-infused vagina pill has been released to help stop period pains. The new tampon-sized pill is part of a bizarre modern trend of women placing items such as herb balls and Japanese vagina sticks into their private parts.

Made from a mixture of cannabidiol and cocoa butter infused with THC (the hallucinogenic chemical found in the class B drug), the 'Foria Relief' pill has been created to "maximise muscle relaxing and pain relieving."

But its creators Foria say it will not get you high. The company have previously released a cannabis infused lubrication product to "increase female sexual pleasure". 

Founder Mathew Gerson said: “This plant medicine has a long, cross-cultural history of use as a natural aide in easing symptoms associated with menstruation.

“The pelvic region contains more cannabinoid receptors than any other part of the body except for the brain.

“So delivering these actives in a suppository format is a natural choice.”

Considering that side effects are reportedly minimal, the 84% of women who experience cramps and pains during their period may eagerly turn to this modern solution.

Unfortunately for women in the UK, the pills can only be bought if one lives in the 23 states of the US where marijuana has been legalised for medical purposes. The tablets are priced at £30 for four capsules and require the buyer to have a medical marijuana card.

It is unlikely that the pain relief solution will reach British shores any time soon as the UK government continues to ignore the supposed medicinal benefits of marijuana.

A petition with over 200,000 signatures called on the government to legalise marijuana last year.

The petition was slammed in parliamentary debate and prompted the government to label the use of cannabis as "a significant public health issue." - mirror

'Walking fish with feet, toes and human nose' found in Caribbean leaves experts baffled

Fishermen have been given a fright after a weird-looking creature with scales, feet, toes and a human-like nose was discovered in the ocean. The strange hybrid, which has human-like feet allowing it to walk across the seabed, was hauled out of the depths of in the Caribbean.
A weird-looking creature with human-like feet to let it walk across the seabed has been hauled out of the depths of the sun-splashed Caribbean

It has scales like a fish but two feet complete with toes, as well as a "perfectly formed human nose" above its mouth. And the alien-looking being , found in the sleepy harbour of Windward on the tiny island of Carriacou, has disbelieving fishermen stumped.

One islander said: "Everyone crowded around to look - nobody had ever seen anything like it.

"Quite a few people were pretty scared and thought it looked like something out of a sci-fi horror film."

Veteran fisherman Hope McLawrence, 74, who found himself staring into the eyes of the "alien" creature when he hauled in his nets, admits he was astounded. He says the foot-long creature has two feet with toes, no fin, a long bone on its back and "a perfect human nose immediately above its mouth".

"I have never discovered anything like this before," he added.

"The wings and tail looks extremely complicated."

Hope, a fishermen for more than 50 years, has his own opinions on the 'fish'. He said: "By the look of the creature it can't swim but walks on the seabed.

"This has shocked me to a considerable extent since I never thought that a creature like this even existed, much less in the harbour of these shallow, friendly waters.

"This is like a mystery and breathes a chill with this discovery."

Carriacou is a few miles from the larger island of Grenada.

It's just a 200-miles from Barbados, a favourite winter hang-out for celebrities including Simon Cowell and pop star Rihanna. - mirror

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Donald Trump's face is now on CONDOMS on sale in the United States

The controversial Republican frontrunner is the subject of a bizarre homage after condoms go on sale for £2.

A condom featuring Donald Trump’s face and his catchphrase “I’m huuuge!” has goen on sale. Homewares brand Fishs Eddy have teamed up with to create the product, which you can buy for just under $3 each.(£2)

According to the product listing, these condoms are “built like a wall to keep out STD’s and unwanted pregnancies” and will “help you negotiate rounding the bases and scoring safely”.

Outspoken Trump, who is favourite to win the Iowa Caucuses and the New Hampshire primary this month, has sparked fury over his attacks on Muslims and Mexicans.

Following the ISIS inspired terrorist attack in San Bernadino, California, last month in which 14 people were shot dead he called for a ban on Muslims entering the States.

His comments led to a petition being signed by more than 500,000 people in the UK calling for him to be banned from Britain.

During his campaign to become President he has also attacked Mexicans immigrants calling them "drug dealers" and "rapists", criticised the Chinese, mocked a disabled journalist and launched personal attacks on several women.

He said if he was elected he would build a wall on the US-Mexican border. - mirror uk

Ohio mulls over making sex with animals illegal

If you live in Ohio, then we’ve got some bad news. Your days of having sex with your pets may soon be over.

Two local senators are trying to make it illegal for humans to conduct any sex-related activities with animals.
The bill they’ve put forward would also ban people from selling animals for sexual purposes and buying animals to get down and dirty in the hay.

Detective Jeremy Hoffman made a link between bestiality and child porn.

He told WCPO: ‘I realized that much like those in our society who choose to abuse children, those who sexually abuse animals lack any semblance of a moral compass; they lack any sense of sexual boundaries.’

Currently the bill, brought forward by senators Jim Hughes and Jay Hottinger, has not received any opposition, but who knows? - metro uk

Massive Search And Rescue Finds Its 'Victim' -- A Sex Doll

All she needed was a little air.

A major search and rescue operation in Cornwall, England, Monday discovered that reports of a body floating in the water were blown out of proportion. The actual victim turned out to be an inflatable sex doll, SWNS reported.

A fisherman phoned emergency workers to report that he had spotted a lifeless body floating face down in Newquay Bay, prompting the air and sea search, the agency noted.

About 90 minutes later, a helicopter crew spotted the doll in the middle of the bay, SWNS wrote. The faux female wore a "New York" T-shirt and polka-dot pants. The sex toy's giant red lips were unsmudged by the salt water.

Despite the unexpected find, a rescue official pointed out that the fisherman took the right course of action in calling, the BBC noted.

"The 999 caller gave accurate information which led to a successful search and a positive outcome," lifeboat operations manager Gareth Horner said. "While the doll may have been deflated by the incident we were happy to discover no-one was hurt."

According to the Telegraph, the doll might have been a prank in response to a local Newquay ban on sex dolls. - huffingtonpost